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What's wrong with these eggs?
这些蛋是怎么回事呀？
这些蛋是怎么回事呀？
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Don't ask me, sir. I only laid the table.
别问我，先生。我只是摆桌子。
别问我，先生。我只是摆桌子。
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How did you find the fish, Madam?
你觉得鱼的味道怎么样，女士？
你觉得鱼的味道怎么样，女士？
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Quite by accident. I moved a few peas and there it was.
很偶然。我挪了几颗青豆就发现了。
很偶然。我挪了几颗青豆就发现了。
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What's that fly doing in my soup?
我汤里的这只苍蝇在干什么呢？
我汤里的这只苍蝇在干什么呢？
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Swimming, I think.
我想是在游泳吧。
我想是在游泳吧。
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What's this?
这是什么？
这是什么？
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It's bean soup.
蚕豆汤。
蚕豆汤。
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I don't want to know what it's been; I want to know what it is now.
我不想知道它曾经是什么；我想知道它现在是什么。
我不想知道它曾经是什么；我想知道它现在是什么。
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Waiter. Will the pancakes be long?
服务员，煎饼要很久才做好吗？
服务员，煎饼要很久才做好吗？
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No, sir. Round.
不，先生，圆的。
不，先生，圆的。
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Here are some more Waiter-and- Customer jokes.
这里有一些“服务员与顾客之间”的笑话。
这里有一些“服务员与顾客之间”的笑话。
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See if you can find out what the joke is.
看你是否能找出其好笑在何处。
看你是否能找出其好笑在何处。
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No, sir, I always walk this way.
不，先生，我一直是这样走路的呀！
不，先生，我一直是这样走路的呀！